So I was laying down in bed with an excruciating headache when my boyfriend offered to make me a sandwich and I was like yeah sure please and then for some reason he got distracted and started to talk about something else and my head was pounding so I said “Cool story, babe. Now go make me a sandwich.” and he just literally looked at me with his mouth open before he finally said “You win this time” and went out to the kitchen
At long last after years of hearing this annoying joke coming from men’s mouths and overpriced shirts I get to say it to a guy.
Here’s a photo of the lil bitch where he belongs.
He is going to kill me when he sees this already has like 40 freaking notes
let’s make this go viral
*whispers* what have I done….
I showed him the notes and he said “oh god i’m gonna be a meme.”
Your boyfriend reminds me of my husband. We’ve been together for 9 1/2 years, married for 7.
You keep him. You keep him and you never let him go.
Apparently my boyfriend is the love child of Anton Chekhov and Harry Styles
The people have spoken
My hand slipped.
The Nice-Guy-McSandwhich-Meme, use it, please:
Here’s your meme
Oh my god I love you guys so much
When an actor stumbles into their fandom on Tumblr:
The longer that gif went on, the more I laughed/cried.
elshwens, shnubs, and I did a Creep Batter themed switcharound meme!!
Labels go with each person’s url, and click the last 3 images to get a full view of each final piece!!
YEEEESSSS!!!!!!! ROWS OF CREEP BBY
We’ve all been through hell and worse, but at least we found each other…
Lee Returns - mod
||Anonymous: Okay but imagine the mercs having a marshmallow gun fight
Imagine the Mercs having Laser Tag wars.
Imagine the Mercs having paintball gun fights.
Imagine the Mercs just doing play-fighting.
imagine them doing rap battles or dance battles instead of fighting
imagine that scenerio in all its terror and glory
TF2 rap battles are something everyone needs in their lives.
Just imagine, Scout versus Spy. Oh my God, it would be amazing.
YOU KNOW THERE ARE TF2 RAP BATTLES ON YOUTUBE?
ENGIE VS SPY
SCOUT/SNIPER VS HEAVY/MEDIC
DEMO VS SOLDIER
PYRO VS PYRO
OH MY GOD, I LOVE THOSE!
RINGLEADER, ARCHER AND SAMURAI
||Anonymous: you're so pretty SIGH
Ahhhh thank you //w//
me and @jartarter spent all weekend doing this. step right up kids, and see what murderous team fortress two mercenary you are! or maybe a murderous mercenary’s mom. or maybe ur a book.
reblog w who you are, that’ll be fun!
(sources, x x )